maggiethemadbat:

Kaneoya Sachiko
sticksandsharks:

activity: a very strong cat

sticksandsharks:

activity: a very strong cat

h0odrich:

*makes it rain by throwing my debit card at you like a ninja star bc I don’t like carrying around cash*

you were so awful to people who cared about you
Anonymous

I’m sorry..

dicksplit:

Straight Friend: "I’m open minded"

Me:

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veebrak:

sigurrossgeller:

it’s tomorrow

we have to save her

veebrak:

sigurrossgeller:

it’s tomorrow

we have to save her

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.